Charlie Haas: Behold The Haas!

The Crowd is buzzing and on their feet as they wonder who else Mattitude Follower has placed on the WWS Roster. Moments later, the lights around the arena dim as a video package starts to play…..


“Pay The Price” by Eric and the Hostiles





The Crowd then erupt into a mixed reaction as they realize who that theme music belongs to. The recently self-proclaimed “The Chuck Norris of WWS”, Charlie Haas, slowly marches out as he just simply looks around with a stoic expression on his face. He is wearing his ring gear; his usual, jet-black tights with a blue design and white trim, along with a black tee that has “The Haas doesn’t need WWS” on the front and “WWS needs The Haas” in bold red lettering that’s also trimmed in white. He jolts up the steel steps and goes into the ring. He then climbs the turnbuckle and holds up his hands as the Crowd continue with their 50/50 response. The Haas asks for a mic and looks around before stepping towards the center of the ring and proceeds to speak.

>>Charlie Haas<<

So…….I take it that this is what Mattitude Follower likes to refer to as the “World Wrestling Syndicate”?

The Crowd cheers as The Haas looks around some more.

>>Charlie Haas<<

Not bad……..I’ve seen better…But not bad…..Anyway, I’m not here to judge this place by The Haas’ standards…..I’m gonna cut right to it, and please, let me know if I’m talking too fast for you…


The Crowd now begins to boo as The Haas blatantly insults their intelligence to an extent.

>>Charlie Haas<<

You see….Ever since I started to go mainstream with WWE…..Vince MacMahon, Hunter Hearst Hemsley, And whoever else wanted to try their hand out in the Land of Backstage Politics, have screwed me in both ends a thousand times over…Not literally, of course….But, trust me, not fun.. Before then, I was a name. I had victories over notable wrestlers. I held Titles. I and my brother, Russ, practically built All Jersey Pro from the ground up…I was a wrestler people would look at with both dignity and respect….*chuckles* But now…..The only thing you people have done is point and laugh at The Haas! Instead of cheering, you BOO The Haas! You all mock The Haas and even go as far as to call The Haas names!

Nuh-uh! That horse-crap isn’t going to haunt The Haas any longer! I have flat-out quit WWE! They have NO appreciation for my God-given talent whatsoever, and I’m sick of it! Over at WWE, I was up to my damn eyeballs in disrespect and rejection! I hadn’t even held a Title since what? 2004?!

Hell, even the writers took it upon themselves to make fun of The Haas whenever the chance presented itself! You know whenever some guy comes out to no reaction at all? To you, it was called a “Bathroom Break”, in WWE however, it’s a little something-something everyone liked to call the “Haas Pop”!!

Vince MacMahon even once compared my SUPERIOR wrestling skills to watching paint dry on the wall! How dare you, Vince?! HOW DARE YOU?! I’m The Haas, dammit! I’m “The Chuck Norris of WWS”! You should be BOWING to me and kissing my feet and building statues of me after all I gave to your corrupted company, you ungrateful jackass!
Well, simply put, The Haas has officially drawn the line! I’ve now realized my goal here in WWS: To win every single Title at one point or another, and above all, to restore my reputation and clear my name! If there’s anyone and I mean ANYONE who wishes to help The Haas realize this goal, step now or forever hold your piece…This is a one-time offer…..I’ll be waiting…

The Crowd starts to boo as The Haas gets out of the ring and snatches the Timekeeper’s chair right from under him and goes back into the ring. The Haas then proceeds to set up the chair and casually sits; making it clear that he wasn’t going to leave for a while…

TBC: Shelton Benjamin, Anyone