Two words for ya....

The camera returns from commercials and Road Dogg and X-Pac are stood in the centre of the ring holding microphones. The famous DX theme is playing loudly and the lighting is green. The fans are wild. Road Dogg is wearing black tights with DX down the side in green. He's also wearing a DX American football top . X-Pac has got his DX singlet on. The music dies down and the lighting returns to normal. X-Pac raises his mic.

>>X-Pac<<
Yo, listen up people... DX is back in the World Wrestling Syndicate!

Massive pop from the crowd.

>>X-Pac<<
And this isn't no fake DX who spend their time pouring crap on male cheerleaders. Oh no, DX is back and we mean business. We've still got the same attitude but with an added mean streak due to the fact that when Paul, Shawn and Vince decided to have their little reunion, they left out the guys which actually made DX badass. Well we're here in the WWS and we're gunning for the belts. Me and the Road Dogg want to be WWS Tag Team Champions and there ain't nobody who can stop us. But if you want to try, we got two words for ya...

"SUCK IT!" rings out round the arena as X-Pac and the Road Dogg crotch chop together.

TBC: Road Dogg, The World's Greatest Tag Team

“Pay The Price” by Eric and the Hostiles



The Crowd starts to boo as "The Chuck Norris of WWS" Charlie Haas walks out the entrance way with a mic in his hand and remains affixed onto the ramp as he stares down both Road Dogg and X-Pac. He rubs his chin and casually smirks as he finds DX's claims nothing short of amusing.

>>Charlie Haas<<

Okay.....Okay.....Let me get this straight....You two think that you're more qualified for the WWS Tag Team Champions than The Haas? Seriously? Are you really THAT naive? X-Pac....Six-Pac, Sean Waltman or whatever the Hell you wish to call yourself this week...Let The Haas make this as loud and clear for both of you overrated simpletons as humanly possible......As long as The Haas has his eyes set on the gold, the closest you guys will EVER be to me and Benjamin once we become Tag Team Champions.....Will be on your backs in the middle of that ring with us holding the Titles over our head. Beyond that......Well, X-Pac, you can go back to your wrestling obscurity and try to kill yourself again for all The Haas cares, because, trust me, The Haas is a man of his word..

The Crowd boos as The Haas smirks once more after insulting both X-Pac's professional and personal lives and awaits what DX has to say...

TBC: DX, Shelton Benjamin, Anyone

X-Pac exhales heavily, drops his mic and begins striding towards the ropes. Road Dogg darts in his way and holds out both palms, signalling for him to stop. X-Pac sighs and looks round the arena who are now chanting "F*CK 'HIM UP X-PAC, F*CK HIM UP!". X-Pac laughs and bends down, picking up the mic.

>>X-Pac<<
You know, I'm not even going to bother Haas. Or should I say "The" Haas. You trying to base yourself on The Rock Charlie? You trying to add some spice and excitement to your desperately dull routine? I don't blame you Haas. You really do suck. Vince McMahon said it himself, your matches are like watching paint dry. You are hopelessly boring and NOBODY gives a damn about you. You're bitter about it, it pisses you off, gets under the skin, deep into your mind. And when some charismatic showboaters like me and the Road Dogg who have the crowd in a frenzy come out, you get all buttsaw. Your partner doesn't even bother showing for Christ's sake, how you gonna beat me and the Road Dogg? You know, Haas, I think you need to make a lost poster and stick it up all over town if you're every going to find your personality. Either way, if you can find yourself a partner then me and the Road Dogg will happily kick your ass on Mayhem. You think not? Well then you won't have a problem with it. The greatest stable of all time, DX vs. the self proclaimed World's Greatest Douchebags! You got balls? We can see how large this Monday when you step up to WWS's degenerates. Until then, I got two words for ya son... f*ck you!

X-Pac crotch chops and Road Dogg bursts into laughter. The crowd goes wild and the camera zooms in on Charlie Haas who has an angry look on his face.

TBC: Charlie Haas, Shelton Benjamin, Road Dogg

Road Dogg stops laughing and starts to talk.

>>Road Dogg<<
Awww Charlie don't get so mad over there. He's all whining and sh*t get this b*tch a cleanex. See when DX runs rampant through WWS tearing up the Tag Team division and elminating losers that are calling themselves "The World's Greatest Tag Team" when they haven't even stepped in the ring with two superstars like X-Pac and myself. Kid you should go back to doing whatever you did before wrestling, because if we have to see sad excuses for wrestlers like yourself in the ring we will show no mercy and pretty much kill you. This is the old badass Road Dogg who is going to go wild on you. This aint Jesse James, this aint a watered down version of Road Dogg being held back by the man. Road Dogg will rip up fools like you and Benjie for fun.

TBC: Shelton, Charlie, X-Pac

The Crowd cheers on DX as The Haas just casually rolls his eyes.

>>Charlie Haas<<

X-Pac, given the fact that you were part of that idiot "X-Factor" stable, were a so-called "Main Eventer" in Wrestling Society X, and made a career by dry-humping people's faces, and probably tried hanging yourself with a Bow-Flex......You are the last person here to be giving The Haas a lecture over what sucks and what doesn't..

The Crowd "OOOHHH..."s as an embarrassed X-Pac blushes and goes pale at the same time..


>>Charlie Haas<<

You can laugh and prance around and crotch-chop everything in sight all you want, but the fact remains that you two.....Are nothing more then a second-rate, D-Grade parody of the REAL DX, as much as I hate them.. The DX that took no prisoners and kicked ass wherever they went...You two, however, were just the ass-kissing tag-a-longs that were just along for the ride...

And Road Dogg...You surprise me...Given the fact that hardly anyone here in WWS recognized you at first glance, it tells The Haas a lot about what everyone else thought about you..Hell, for the last few years, I thought you were DEAD for God's sake!That was until I saw you holding Kip James' hand and prancing around TNA as if it were some meadow with rainbows, flowers, and bunnies! But, judging from the goofy expression on your face, I'll bet that that would be just fine and dandy for you!

You see, I...AM....THE HAAS! I've got more talent then any of you washed-up hacks COMBINED! And I would kick your untalented asses right now, but The Haas has contracts to look over.....And I'm sure X-Pac is just DYING to take his booze and pills and go home and play a nice game of HANGMAN with his family!

The Crowd continues to boo The Haas for his blatant disregard for X-Pac's personal demons, but The Crowd cheers Road Dogg keeps an enraged X-Pac from leaving the ring.

>>Charlie Haas<<

Aww......Did I strike a nerve?

X-Pac is nearly foaming at the mouth as Road Dogg continues to hold him back..

>>Charlie Haas<<

You see, X-Pac? Not even your OWN PARTNER thinks that you can do anything that'll prove me wrong! So, please X-Pac, just accept the fact that your career been shot straight to Hell and....Well, just leave..You're no good to WWS....You're no good, anywhere....*smirks* I'm done wasting my time with you two jerk-offs...See ya'!

The Haas then chuckles lightly as the Crowd boos him more and "Pay The Price" blares throughout the arena as The Haas makes his leave, leaving DX standing in the ring as he simply heads to the back..

TBC: DX, Anyone